Jonathan Safran Foer

De Amerikaanse schrijver Jonathan Safran Foer werd geboren in Washington D.C. op 21 februari 1977. Foer is de middelste zoon uit een Joodse familie; zijn oudere broer, Franklin, is een voormalig redacteur van The New Republic en zijn jongere broer, Joshua, is de oprichter van Atlas Obscura. Foer bezocht de Georgetown Day School en reisde in 1994 naar Israël met andere Noord-Amerikaanse joodse tieners, gesponsord door de Bronfman youth fellowships. In 1995, als eerstejaarsstudent aan Princeton University, nam hij deel aan een inleidende cursus met schrijfster Joyce Carol Oates. Zijn eerste roman, “Everything is Illuminated” (Alles is verlicht), werd uitgegeven in 2002. Het verscheen al snel in de internationale bestsellerslijsten en won verschillende literaire prijzen, waaronder de National Jewish Book Award en de Guardian First Book Award. Een eerdere versie van het boek (The Very Rigid Search, The New Yorker, 18 juni 2001) werd verfilmd door Liev Schreiber in 2005. Foers tweede roman, “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” (Extreem luid & ongelooflijk dichtbij) werd uitgegeven in 2005. Foers derde boek,” Eating Animals” (Dieren eten) werd gepubliceerd in 2009. Het is geen roman zoals zijn overige boeken, maar een non-fictie-boek. Toen Foer op het punt stond vader te worden, begon hij zich af te vragen waar het voedsel vandaan komt dat hij zelf at en dat ook zijn zoon zou gaan eten. Zijn vragen brachten een zoektocht naar antwoorden met zich mee. Na zijn onderzoek heeft hij besloten om vegetariër te worden.

Uit:Everything Is Illuminated

“My legal name is Alexander Perchov. But all of my many friends dub me Alex, because that is a more flaccid-to-utter version of my legal name. Mother dubs me Alexi-stop-spleening-me!, because I am always spleening her. If you want to know why I am always spleening her, it is because I am always elsewhere with friends, and disseminating so much currency, and performing so many things that can spleen a mother. Father used to dub me Shapka, for the fur hat I would don even in the summer month. He ceased dubbing me that because I ordered him to cease dubbing me that. It sounded boyish to me, and I have always thought of myself as very potent and generative. I have many many girls, believe me, and they all have a different name for me. One dubs me Baby, not because I am a baby, but because she attends to me. Another dubs me All Night. Do you want to know why? I have a girl who dubs me Currency, because I disseminate so much currency around her. She licks my chops for it. I have a miniature brother who dubs me Alli. I do not dig this name very much, but I dig him very much, so OK, I permit him to dub me Alli. As for his name, it is Little Igor, but Father dubs him Clumsy One, because he is always promenading into things. It was only four days previous that he made his eye blue from a mismanagement with a brick wall. If you’re wondering what my bitch’s name is, it is Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior. She has this name because Sammy Davis, Junior was Grandfather’s beloved singer, and the bitch is his, not mine, because I am not the one who thinks he is blind.
As for me, I was sired in 1977, the same year as the hero of this story. In truth, my life has been very ordinary. As I mentioned before, I do many good things with myself and others, but they are ordinary things. I dig American movies. I dig Negroes, particularly Michael Jackson. I dig to disseminate very much currency at famous nightclubs in Odessa. Lamborghini Countaches are excellent, and so are cappuccinos. Many girls want to be carnal with me in many good arrangements, notwithstanding the Inebriated Kangaroo, the Gorky Tickle, and the Unyielding Zookeeper. If you want to know why so many girls want to be with me, it is because I am a very premium person to be with. I am homely, and also severely funny, and these are winning things. But nonetheless, I know many people who dig rapid cars and famous discotheques. There are so many who perform the Sputnik Bosom Dalliance—which is always terminated with a slimy underface—that I cannot tally them on all of my hands. There are even many people named Alex. (Three in my house alone!) That is why I was so effervescent to go to Lutsk and translate for Jonathan Safran Foer. It would be unordinary.”

 
Jonathan Safran Foer (Washington, 21 februari 1977)