Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit: My 6,128 Favorite Books

“During antiwar protests in the nation’s capital back in the Days of Rage, I would read officially sanctioned, counterculturally appropriate materials like Steppenwolf and Journey to the East and Siddhartha to take my mind off Pete Seeger’s banjo playing. I once read Tortilla Flats from cover to cover during a Jerry Garcia solo on “Trucicin'” at Philadelphia’s Spectrum; by the time he’d wrapped things up, I could have read As I Lay Dying. Often I have slipped away from picnics and birthday parties and children’s soccer games and awards ceremonies to squeeze in a bit of reading while concealed in a copse, a garage, a thicket, or a deserted gazebo. For me, books have always been a safety valve, and in some cases—when a book materializes out of nowhere in a situation where it is least expected—a deus ex machina. Books are a way of saying: This room seems to have more than its fair share of bozos in it. Edith Wharton may be dead, but she’s still better company than these palookas. I have never squandered an opportunity to read. There are only twenty-four hours in the day, seven of which are spent sleeping, and in my view at least four of the remaining seventeen must be devoted to reading. Of course, four hours a day does not provide me with nearly enough time to satisfy my appetites. A friend once told me that the real message Bram Stoker sought to convey in Dracula is that a human being needs to live hundreds and hundreds of years to get all his reading done; that Count Dracula, misunderstood bookworm, was draining blood from the porcelain-like necks of ten thousand hapless virgins not because he was the apotheosis of evil but because it was the only way he could live long enough to polish off his reading list. But I have no way of knowing if this is true, as I have not yet found time in my life to read Dracula. If it were possible, I would read books eight to ten hours a day, every day of the year. Perhaps more. There is nothing I would rather do than read books. This is the way I have felt since I started borrowing books from a roving Quaker City bookmobile at the tender age of seven. In the words of Francois Rabelais: I was born this way. And I know why I read so obsessively: I read because I want to be somewhere else. Yes, this is a reasonably satisfactory world that we are living in, this society in particular, but the world conjured up by books is a better one. This is especially true if you are poor or missing vital appendages. I was stranded in a housing project with substandard parents at the time I started reading as if there were no tomorrow, and I am convinced that this desire to escape from reality—on a daily, even an hourly, basis—is the main reason people read books. Intelligent people, that is. This is a category that would include people like my father, a Brand X prole who got started on the road to perdition early by dropping out of high school in ninth grade, thereby condemning himself to a lifetime of inane, soul-destroying jobs, but who was rarely seen without a book in his hands. He used books the same way he used alcohol: to pretend that he was not here, and if he was here, that he was happy for a change. I think this compulsion is fairly common.”

 

Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

 

De Australische dichteres en schrijfster Oodgeroo Noonuccal (eig. Kathleen Jean Mary Ruska) werd geboren op 3 november 1920 in Minjerribah (Stradbroke Island) in Moreton Bay. Zie ook alle tags voor Oodgeroo Noonuccal op dit blog.

 

Integratie – Ja!

Dankbaar leren we van jullie,
Het geavanceerde ras,
Jullie met eeuwenlange kennis achter de rug.
Wij die reeds lang Australiërs waren
Voor jullie die gisteren kwamen,
Gretig moeten we leren veranderen,
Nieuwe behoeften leren kennen die we nooit wilden,
Nieuwe verplichtingen die we nooit nodig hadden,
De prijs om te overleven.
Veel waar we van hielden is weg en moest gaan
Maar niet de diepe inheemse dingen.
Het verleden is nog steeds zozeer een deel van ons,
Nog steeds rondom ons, nog steeds in ons.
We zijn het gelukkigst
Onder onze eigen mensen. We zouden graag zien
Dat onze eigen gebruiken behouden bleven, onze oude
Dansen en liederen, ambachten en corroborees.
Waarom onze heilige mythen inruilen
Tegen jullie heilige mythen?
Nee, geen assimilatie maar integratie,
Geen onderdompeling maar onze verheffing,
Zwarten en blanken mogen samen verdergaan
In harmonie en broederschap.

 

Vertaald door Frans Roumen

 

Oodgeroo Noonuccal
(3 November 1920—16 September 1993)

 

Zie voor nog meer schrijvers van de 3e november ook mijn blog van 3 november 2018 deel 2 en eveneens deel 3.

Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, Jan Boerstoel, Koen Frijns, André Malraux

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit: My 6,128 Favorite Books

“A case can be made that people who read a preposterous number of books are not playing with a full deck. I prefer to think of us as dissatisfied customers. If you have read 6,000 books in your lifetime, or even 600, it’s probably because at some level you find “reality” a bit of a disappointment. People in the 19th century fell in love with “Ivanhoe” and “The Count of Monte Cristo” because they loathed the age they were living through. Women in our own era read “Pride and Prejudice” and “Jane Eyre” and even “The Bridges of Madison County”—a dimwit, hayseed reworking of “Madame Bovary”—because they imagine how much happier they would be if their husbands did not spend quite so much time with their drunken, illiterate golf buddies down at Myrtle Beach. A blind bigamist nobleman with a ruined castle and an insane, incinerated first wife beats those losers any day of the week. Blind, two-timing noblemen never wear belted shorts.
Similarly, finding oneself at the epicenter of a vast, global conspiracy involving both the Knights Templar and the Vatican would be a huge improvement over slaving away at the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the rest of your life or being married to someone who is drowning in dunning notices from Williams-Sonoma . No matter what they may tell themselves, book lovers do not read primarily to obtain information or to while away the time. They read to escape to a more exciting, more rewarding world. A world where they do not hate their jobs, their spouses, their governments, their lives. A world where women do not constantly say things like “Have a good one!” and “Sounds like a plan!” A world where men do not wear belted shorts. Certainly not the Knights Templar.
I read books—mostly fiction—for at least two hours a day, but I also spend two hours a day reading newspapers and magazines, gathering material for my work, which consists of ridiculing idiots or, when they are not available, morons. I read books in all the obvious places—in my house and office, on trains and buses and planes—but I’ve also read them at plays and concerts and prizefights, and not just during the intermissions. I’ve read books while waiting for friends to get sprung from the drunk tank, while waiting for people to emerge from comas, while waiting for the Iceman to cometh.
In my 20s, when I worked the graveyard shift loading trucks in a charm-free Philadelphia suburb, I would read during my lunch breaks, a practice that was dimly viewed by the Teamsters I worked with. Just to be on the safe side, I never read existentialists, poetry or books like “Lettres de Madame de Sévigné” in their presence, as they would have cut me to ribbons.”

 


Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

 

De Australische dichteres en schrijfster Oodgeroo Noonuccal (eig. Kathleen Jean Mary Ruska) werd geboren op 3 november 1920 in Minjerribah (Stradbroke Island) in Moreton Bay. Zie ook alle tags voor Oodgeroo Noonuccal op dit blog.

 

Dawn Wail for the Dead

Dim light of daybreak now
Faintly over the sleeping camp.
Old lubra first to wake remembers:
First thing every dawn
Remember the dead, cry for them.
Softly at first her wail begins,
One by one as they wake and hear
Join in the cry, and the whole camp
Wails for the dead, the poor dead
Gone from here to the Dark Place:
They are remembered.
Then it is over, life now,
Fires lit, laughter now,
And a new day calling.

 

Entombed Warriors
Xian, September 20, 1984

Qin Shi Huang
(first Emperor of China)
Plotted his burial,
With careful and clear detail.
Called in his artists
To prepare for his resurrection.
Clay warriors and horses,
A legion of foot soldiers,
Cavalry,
Archers and Generals.
Swords, lances and spears,
And battle axes in bronze,
His artists
made for him,
And
All guarded his secret
For 2,000 years
The Earth Mother
Nursed her son,
Until
By chance,
A pick and shovel,
Revealed his secret.
The earth opened up
And exposed to the world,
His fear,
His insecurity.

 

 
Oodgeroo Noonuccal (3 November 1920—16 September 1993)

 

De Nederlandse dichter en schrijver Jan Boerstoel werd geboren in Den Haag op 3 november 1944. Zie ook alle tags voor Jan Boerstoel op dit blog.

 

Leve de jalousie de métier

De mens is gierig, wreed en dom en daarbij nogal snel
geneigd zijn brave buurvrouw zelfs haar snorfiets te misgunnen,
al hoort zoiets sinds jaar en dag natuurlijk niet te kunnen
en kwam je vroeger om die afgunst ook nog in de hel.

Maar is de mens een kunstenaar, dan helpt de uitlaatklep
van broeders in het vak hem niet zozeer om te verheffen
als om te evenaren, sterker nog, te overtreffen,
want niets werkt inspirerender dan andermans geschep.

Ergo: wat buurmans gras aangaat, laat naijver je sieren,
als daardoor wordt bereikt, dat je nóg beter gaat tuinieren.

Uit: Acht kroegverzen

Dorst

De dorst
die voor de baat uitgaat,
maakt op den duur
dat niets meer baat.

 

Natuurliefhebber

Het mooiste uitzicht
volgens mij,
zijn veertig flessen
op een rij

 

 
Jan Boerstoel (Den Haag, 3 november 1944)

 

De Nederlandse dichter, schrijver, performer en bassist Koen Frijns werd geboren op 3 november 1993 in Eindhoven. Zie ook alle tags voor Koen Frijns op dit blog.

 

Hoe God toch De Bruin versloeg

Scootmobiels zaten vast in de modder,

vrouwen werden op de rug weggedragen
en krukken vlogen door de lucht..

Het stormde in Lourdes.

Hinkelend en proestend keken
de geredde pelgrims

naar mevrouw De Bruin die achterbleef

en rustig in haar rolstoel zat.

Het water trad buiten haar oevers en
steeg

tot een mythische hoogte.

De Bruin duwde haar arm door haar keel

en trok via haar luchtpijp een long uit haar
kas

Ze zette de long op de ventielen van haar banden

en pompte tot ze geen adem meer bezat.

De banden groeiden en groeiden

Tot een vlot geboren was.

Ze deinde mee op Gods water, zeven
dagen lang.

Tot ze strandde op een eiland in de
oceaan.

Ze teerde op het laatste beetje zuurstof

dat nog in haar bloedvaten zat.

Een engel dook op uit het water.

Ze boog zich over De Bruin en vroeg:

Was Gods woord niet voldoende?

Waarom hebt gij niet gedaan wat God u
beval? ‘

Dat heb ik niet.’ zei De Bruin

Ik wilde eigenlijk terug naar Kerkrade.’

 


Koen Frijns (Eindhoven, 3 november 1993)

 

De Franse schrijver en kunstfilosoof André Malraux werd geboren op 3 november 1901 in Parijs. Zie ook alle tags voor André Malraux op dit blog.

Uit: Antimémoires

“1965 au large de la Crète
Je me suis évadé, en 1940, avec le futur aumônier du Vercors. Nous nous retrouvâmes peu de temps après l’évasion, dans le village de la Drôme dont il était curé, et où il donnait aux israélites, à tour de bras, des certificats de baptême de toutes dates, à condition pourtant de les baptiser : « Il en restera toujours quelque chose… » Il n’était jamais venu à Paris : il avait achevé ses études au séminaire de Lyon. Nous poursuivions la conversation sans fin de ceux qui se retrouvent, dans l’odeur du village nocturne. « Vous confessez depuis combien de temps ? — Une quinzaine d’années… — Qu’est-ce que la confession vous a enseigné des hommes ? — Vous savez, la confession n’apprend rien, parce que dès que l’on confesse, on est un autre, il y a la Grâce. Et pourtant… D’abord, les gens sont beaucoup plus malheureux qu’on ne croit… et puis… » Il leva ses bras de bûcheron dans la nuit pleine d’étoiles : « Et puis, le fond de tout, c’est qu’il n’y a pas de grandes personnes… » Il est mort aux Glières. Réfléchir sur la vie — sur la vie en face de la mort — sans doute n’est-ce guère qu’approfondir son interrogation. Je ne parle pas du fait d’être tué, qui ne pose guère de question à quiconque a la chance banale d’être courageux, mais de la mort qui affleure dans tout ce qui est plus fort que l’homme, dans le vieillissement et même la métamorphose de la terre (la terre suggère la mort par sa torpeur millénaire comme par sa métamorphose, même si sa métamorphose est l’ceuvre de l’homme) et surtout l’irrémédiable, le : tu ne sauras jamais ce que tout cela voulait dire.”

 

 
André Malraux (3 november 1901 – 23 november 1976)
Cover

 

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Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, Jan Boerstoel, André Malraux, Ann Scott, Dieter Wellershoff, Hanns Heinz Ewers, William Cullen Bryant, Laura Accerboni

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit: Closing Time

“Next door to us lived a man my father always called Tex because he was tall, fat, blustery, and not terribly quick on the draw, though he was not actually from Texas. I suppose it was Tex who provided transport. My father’s mutilated fingers got patched up; he was given some painkillers; he returned home in great pain. He had been drinking heavily before he caught his fingers in the door, and he was certainly drinking heavily afterward.
At the time, my father was employed as a truck driver for a company called Bachman Pretzels. His job was to deliver boxes of potato chips, pretzels, and other savory snacks to supermarkets and grocery stores all over the Delaware Valley. The job didn’t pay well and wasn’t leading anywhere, but it was better than the ones he had held recently, and much better than the ones he would have later. His salary, which amounted to slightly more than the minimum wage, was not enough to support a family of six, which is why my mother, after a sixteen-year hiatus, would soon return the workforce, corralling a job as a credit manager at the hospital, where my father had been treated. This was the hospital where I had been born thirteen years earlier, the year the Reds invaded South Korea.
Every workday, my father would rise at six-thirty in the morning, shave, dress, then grab a trolley and two buses to the company warehouse several miles away. There he would load his truck and set out on his travels. His route was picturesque and varied, though not especially glamorous. A good number of his accounts were the wholesome, reliable A&P supermarkets that could then be found on half the street corners in America. He also serviced a number of tiny, not especially profitable independent grocery stores in South Philadelphia and several of the cavernous Center City automats operated by the Horn & Hardart company, an iconic chain that was once ubiquitous but is now forgotten. His job was to replace packages that had been sold since his last visit, remove merchandise that had passed its expiration date, and use guile, subterfuge, charm, or whatever delicate forms of intimidation he could muster to persuade his clients to give exotic new products a try. One of these cutting-edge novelties was the now-famous cheese curl, an audacious midcentury innovation whose triumph over entrenched municipal resistance to anything ” hoity-toity” was by no means a foregone conclusion at the time.”

 
Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

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Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, Jan Boerstoel, André Malraux, Ann Scott, Dieter Wellershoff, Hanns Heinz Ewers, William Cullen Bryant

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit: Balsamic Dreams: A Short but Self-Important History of the Baby Boomer Generation

“In the end, Baby Boomers didn’t deliver on any of their promises. Instead, they were a case study in false advertising. They professed to go with the flow, but it was actually the cash flow, and they most certainly did not teach their children well, as they were too busy videotaping them. Instead, they took a dive. They retreated into the deepest recesses of their surprisingly tiny inner lives. They became fakes, hypocrites, cop-outs and, in many cases, out-and-out dorks. And the worst thing was: Most of them didn’t realize it.
Certainly not Mr. Dog Guy. One day last summer I was sitting on the veranda of my elegant, well-appointed house overlooking the Hudson River when a Jeep Grand Cherokee drifted past with a twee Alaskan malamute trotting about twenty yards behind. As the Jeep inched up the street at about five miles an hour, the dog meekly scurried along in its wake, occasionally soiling people’s lawns. The dog and the vehicle soon disappeared around a bend in the road, but five minutes later they were back for the return leg of their little jaunt. When the dog attempted to do his business on my wife’s beloved flower bed, I made it my business to scare him away with a stick. The dog clambered off and that was that.
Over the course of the next three weeks, I observed the Jeep and the dog making their rounds early in the morning and late in the evening. The driver, about forty-five, was not from the neighborhood. Neither was the dog. The dog usually had the good sense to stay away from my lawn, but he invariably managed to take a dump somewhereelse. The two quickly became a kind of local legend. Everyone felt sorry for a pet unlucky enough to have an owner who was too lazy to get out of his car and actually walk the poor mutt. Everyone wondered what kind of a creep would own a beautiful dog like that and not only refuse to walk it, but refuse to clean up after it, and who would then compound that offense by driving to someone else’s neighborhood and encouraging his dog to defecate all over strangers’ properties. My neighbors proclaimed him a creep, a lowlife, a swine, not to mention a very thoughtless and insensitive human being.”

 
Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

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Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, Jan Boerstoel, André Malraux, Ann Scott

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit:One For The Books

“There are many sad and beautiful stories about books. After being banished to a backwater on the edge of the Black Sea, Ovid wrote a eulogy in honor of his nemesis Augustus Caesar in the language of the barbarians that inhabited the region. Both the eulogy and the language have disappeared. Homer wrote a comic epic that has vanished. Fifteen hundred of Lope de Vega’s plays are no longer with us. Almost all of Aeschylus’s work – seventy-three plays out on loan from the Greeks — went up in flames when cultural pyromaniacs burned down the library of Alexandria in A.D. 640. Only seven plays remain.
Electronic books will ensure that these tragedies—described in Stuart Kelly’s The Book of Lost Books — never reoccur. That’s wonderful, but I’d still rather have the books. For me and for all those like me, books are sacred vessels. Postcards and photos and concert programs and theater tickets and train schedules are souvenirs; books are connective tissue. Books possess alchemical powers, imbued with the ability to turn darkness into light, ennui into ecstasy, a drab, predictable life behind the Iron Curtain into something stealthily euphoric. Or so book lovers believe. The tangible reality of books defines us, just as the handwritten scrolls of the Middle Ages defined the monks who concealed them from barbarians. We believe that the objects themselves have magical powers.
People who prefer e-books may find this baffling or silly. They think that books merely take up space. This is true, but so do your children and Prague and the Sistine Chapel. A noted scientific writer recently argued that the physical copy of a book was an unimportant fetish, that books were “like the coffin at a funeral.” Despite such comments, I am not all that worried about the future of books. If books survived the Huns, the Vandals, and the Nazis, they can surely survive noted scientific writers. One friend says that in the future “books will be beautifully produced, with thick paper, and ribbons, and proper bindings.” People who treasure books will expect them to look like treasures. And so they will have ribbons. Another says, wistfully, that books will survive “as a niche, a bit like taking a carriage ride in Central Park. But more than that.”

 
Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

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Joe Queenan, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, Jan Boerstoel, André Malraux, Dieter Wellershoff

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 inPhiladelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

Uit: My 6,128 Favorite Books

“I started borrowing books from a roving Quaker City bookmobile when I was 7 years old. Things quickly got out of hand. Before I knew it I was borrowing every book about the Romans, every book about the Apaches, every book about the spindly third-string quarterback who comes off the bench in the fourth quarter to bail out his team. I had no way of knowing it at the time, but what started out as a harmless juvenile pastime soon turned into a lifelong personality disorder.
If you have read 6,000 books in your lifetime, or even 600, it’s probably because at some level you find “reality” a bit of a disappointment.
Fifty-five years later, with at least 6,128 books under my belt, I still organize my daily life—such as it is—around reading. As a result, decades go by without my windows getting washed.
My reading habits sometimes get a bit loopy. I often read dozens of books simultaneously. I start a book in 1978 and finish it 34 years later, without enjoying a single minute of the enterprise. I absolutely refuse to read books that critics describe as “luminous” or “incandescent.” I never read books in which the hero went to private school or roots for the New York Yankees. I once spent a year reading nothing but short books. I spent another year vowing to read nothing but books I picked off the library shelves with my eyes closed. The results were not pretty.
I even tried to spend an entire year reading books I had always suspected I would hate: “Middlemarch,” “Look Homeward, Angel,” “Babbitt.” Luckily, that project ran out of gas quickly, if only because I already had a 14-year-old daughter when I took a crack at “Lolita.”
Six thousand books is a lot of reading, true, but the trash like “Hell’s Belles” and “Kid Colt and the Legend of the Lost Arroyo” and even “Part-Time Harlot, Full-Time Tramp” that I devoured during my misspent teens really puff up the numbers. And in any case, it is nowhere near a record. Winston Churchill supposedly read a book every day of his life, even while he was saving Western Civilization from the Nazis. This is quite an accomplishment, because by some accounts Winston Churchill spent all of World War II completely hammered.”

 
Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

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De Nederlandse dichter en schrijver Jan Boerstoel werd geboren in Den Haag op 3 november 1944. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Jan Boerstoel op dit blog.

 

Het oude liedje

Het is weer herfst, de bollenvelden worden toegedekt
als kind’ren voor de nacht, maar déze nacht gaat maanden duren.
En aan de einder zie ik, hoe de rook van verre vuren
in paarse wolken langs de bleke najaarshemel trekt.
De zomer is voorbij en jij voorgoed van mij genezen.
Morgen zal het winter wezen.

De blaad’ren sterven en de laatste oogst wordt ingehaald.
Nog even en het vee gaat weer verdwijnen uit de weidden
en nu al lijkt het, door de flarden ochtendmist, bij tijden
tot wangedrochten uit het schimmenrijk te zijn vervaald.
Maar wie of wat geen warmte wacht, begint de kou te vrezen.
Morgen zal het winter wezen.

Alles wat in de kamer is herinnert nog aan jou,
als ik mijn ogen dicht doe, kan ik haast je stem nog horen.
Het bed heeft zelfs je warmte nog niet helemaal verloren,
alsof het zich verzet tegen de naderende kou.
Hoe zal ik ooit nog éne dag gelukkig zijn na dezen?
Morgen zal het winter wezen.

 

Souvenirs

Er wordt weer heel wat prachtigs mee naar huis genomen:
een asbak waar een wulpse Lorelei op prijkt,
een blikken Eiffeltoren die van koper lijkt,
een echte imitatiezijdensjaal uit Rome,

Manneke Pis in zakformaat dat ook kan plassen,
een heilige uit Benidorm (made in Taiwan)
van plastic en waarvan het lichtje branden kan
en stapels leuk bedrukte T-shirts, petjes, tassen.

Om maar te zwijgen over ziektes en de rest…
Wat dacht u van de Afrikaanse varkenspest?

 

 

Jan Boerstoel (Den Haag, 3 november 1944)

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De Franse schrijfster Ann Scott (pseudoniem) werd geboren op 3 november 1965 in Boulogne-Billancourt. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Ann Scott op dit blog.

 

Uit: Superstars

Je n’avais jamais été témoin d’autant de souffrance dans un regard. D’autant de désespoir. Un puits sans fond dans tout ce noir brouillé de larmes. Sa bouche restait entrouverte, implorante. J’aurais voulu pouvoir parler, lui dire que ce n’était plus qu’une question de secondes, que j’allais venir vers elle. Mais j’étais incapable d’émettre un son. J’étais bouleversée par cette douleur liée à moi qu’elle me laissait voir. Qu’elle acceptait de me laisser voir. Était-elle déjà proche au point de savoir combien j’en avais besoin ? Je savais comment ça s’appelait, je savais ce que ça faisait à l’autre, mais je ne savais pas fonctionner autrement. Il n’y avait que lorsqu’on me laissait approcher si loin, que je pouvais ensuite m’apaiser et commencer à être dans l’échange. J’avais besoin de voir l’autre accepter sa dépendance, besoin de lui faire du mal avant de pouvoir lui faire du bien.”

(…)

Elle a relevé sa tête, ses lèvres ont commencé à remuer mais j’ai aussitôt plaqué ma main sur sa bouche. Elle ne pouvait pas dire ça dès maintenant. Elle devait se retenir. Le plus longtemps possible. Jusqu’à ce qu’elle suffoque trop pour garder ces deux mots pour elle. Et alors là, seulement à ce moment-là, elle pourrait les laisser échapper, elle pourrait les hurler, même, si elle voulait.”

 

Ann Scott (Boulogne-Billancourt, 3 november 1965)

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De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2010 en eveneens alle tags voor Joe Queenan op dit blog.

 

Uit: My Goodness

„Was there a specific event that precipitated my Saul of Tarsus-like conversion to the path of righteousness? Yes, there was. One night, in the fall of 1998, I purchased a ridiculously expensive tube of Tom’s of Maine toothpaste. In doing so, I was out on a search-and-destroy mission. A couple of years earlier, my wife and I had been roped into attending a speech by Tom Chappell, founder and CEO of the world’s most socially conscious toothpaste company For forty-five minutes, I had sat in my chair yawning and grimacing as Tom of Maine yammered on and on about his “mission,” his “vocation,” his “journey,” his wife Kate’s poetry, and his company’s principled refusal to experiment on lab animals, as if anyone in the room cared one way or the other about the plight of a few disgusting rats. Remarking to my wife, “Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?” I made a mental note to double back when I had some spare time and give Tom of Maine, Kate of Maine, and Anybody Else of Maine Who Thought They Were Better than Me Just Because They Didn’t Experiment on Lab Animals a good journalistic thrashing. And now, two years later, that time had come.

On first glance, the toothpaste container seemed to provide me with plenty of material for target practice. Neatly tucked inside was a little note to consumers explaining, in typical blowhard fashion, the special social “mission” of the company. Then there was extensive information about the National Anti-Vivisection Society and the American Anti-Vivisection Society, including 800 numbers and website addresses where ordinary people could learn more about the systematic abuse of lab animals by Tom’s of Maine’s competitors. Finally, there was a grammatically disastrous hand-written note from a little girl named Kim telling Tom and Kate just how wonderful they were. As if they needed to be told.“

 

Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

Lees verder “Joe Queenan, Ann Scott, André Malraux, Jan Boerstoel”

Joe Queenan, Ann Scott, André Malraux, Jan Boerstoel, Dieter Wellershoff, Hanns Heinz Ewers, Oodgeroo Noonuccal, William Cullen Bryant

De Amerikaanse schrijver, humorist en criticus Joe Queenan werd geboren op 3 november 1950 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2006  en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Uit: Balsamic Dreams: A Short but Self-Important History of the Baby Boomer Generation

“Throughout history, generations imbued with a messianic complex have inspired a wide range of powerful emotions. The Jacobins who decapitated Louis XVI inspired dread. The insurgents led by George Washington inspired admiration. The twentysomething barbarians who accompanied Genghis Khan on his pitiless campaigns through Central Asia and Eastern Europe inspired despair, the young Germans who put Hitler’s name in lights inspired horror, the fresh-faced Frenchmen and Frenchwomen who built the cathedrals of Chartres and Amiens and Beauvais inspired awe.
Baby Boomers fall into a somewhat different category. As convinced of their uniqueness as the Bolsheviks, as persuaded of their genius as the Victorians, as self-absorbed as the Romantics, as prosperous as the ancient Romans, the Baby Boomers, despite a very good start (the Freedom Riders, Woodstock, Four Dead in Ohio, driving Nixon from office, Jon Voigt in Midnight Cowboy), have never put many points on the historical scoreboard. Feared and admired in their youth, today they inspire little more than irritation. Not outright revulsion, not apoplectic fury, but simple, unadorned garden-variety irritation. With a bit of contempt thrown in on the side.
The single most damning, and obvious, criticism that can be leveled at Baby Boomers is, of course, that they promised they wouldn’t sell out and become fiercely materialistic like their parents, and then they did. They further complicated matters by mulishly spending their entire adult lives trying to persuade themselves and everybody else that they had not in fact sold out, that they had merely matured and grown wiser, thattheir values had undergone some sort of benign intellectual mutation. This only made things worse, because they had now compounded the sin of avarice with the sin of deceit. Besides, it was useless to deny their monstrous cupidity; banks keep records of this sort of thing.“

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Joe Queenan (Philadelphia, 3 november 1950)

 

De Franse schrijfster Ann Scott (pseudoniem) werd geboren op 3 november 1965 in Boulogne-Billancourt. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Uit: A la folle jeunesse

“Le taxi filait sur les berges désertes. Il avait neigé dans la nuit, mais ce n’était pas un de ces 1er janvier radieux où en sortant on est ébloui par le blanc qui recouvre tout, et les rues sont arrêtées, immobiles, silencieuses, jusqu’à l’air qui semble purifié. C’était un jour grisâtre qui se levait, à 8 heures du matin, et des quelques flocons tombés dans la nuit, il ne restait qu’une couche de glace sur les toits des voitures garées. Derrière la vitre embuée se succédaient les bascôtés souillés de boue, les péniches amarrées et les eaux ternes de la Seine que le courant parsemait de crêtes d’écume. Çà et là, des silhouettes emmitouflées vidaient des seaux d’eau bouillante sur les ponts des péniches, soulevant de brusques nuées de vapeur comme des steaks jetés dans une poêle. Affalée en travers de la banquette, le manque de sommeil me donnait la nausée. La radio qui passait Hotel California me donnait envie de hurler, ou de pleurer, et dans les paroles je voyais ma tante. Je la voyais le matin de sa mort, avant que le moteur de sa 911 lâche sur Pacific Coast Highway et qu’on achète la Plymouth pour continuer à rouler. Je la voyais dans la cuisine, au petit déjeuner, en peignoir, une serviette enroulée autour des cheveux, en train de boire un whisky en même temps qu’elle tassait le coussin d’une chaise afin que je m’y asseye. Je voyais ses doigts crispés autour du verre pour ne pas le lâcher, un verre en cristal trop large, trop épais, trop lourd, et ses phalanges entre ses bagues qui devenaient blanches. Je voyais la fraction de seconde où le verre lui avait échappé, et ses jambes nues qui s’étaient contentées de se raidir au lieu de reculer pour ne pas être éclaboussées ou recevoir d’éclats. Je voyais ses orteils dans la flaque, le vernis impeccable, le verre qui s’était simplement cassé en deux, et je voyais ses yeux bleus : ils fixaient un glaçon qui avait glissé sur le carrelage jusqu’à la baie vitrée, mais ils auraient aussi bien pu fixer le type qui passait une épuisette à la surface de l’eau de la piscine, quand elle avait dit que regarder un glaçon fondre était comme voir quelqu’un sans substance s’évaporer.”

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Ann Scott (Boulogne-Billancourt, 3 november 1965)

 

De Franse schrijver en kunstfilosoof André Malraux werd geboren op 3 november 1901 in Parijs. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2007 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2006 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Uit: La Voie Royale

“Donc, il y avait sans doute un monde d’atrocités au-delà de ces yeux arrachés, de cette castration qu’il venait de découvrir… Et la démence, comme la forêt à l’infini derrière cette orée… Mais il n’était pas encore fou : une exaltation tragique le bouleversait, une allégresse farouche. Il continuait à regarder vers la terre : à ses guêtres arrachées, à ses lacets de cuir tordus collait absurdement l’image ancienne d’un chef barbare prisonnier comme lui, plongé vivant dans la tonne aux vipères et mourant en hurlant son chant de guerre, les poings brandis comme des noeuds rompus. L’épouvante et la résolution s’accrochaient à sa peau. Il lança son pied sur le revolver qui parcourut un mètre en clochant, rebondissant de crosse en canon, comme un crapaud. Il repartit vers les Moïs. Claude, haletant, le tenait dans le rond des jumelles comme au bout d’une ligne de mire : les Moïs allaient-ils tirer ? Il tenta de les voir, d’un coup de jumelles ; mais sa vue ne s’accommoda pas aussitôt à la différence de distance et sans attendre il ramena les jumelles sur Perken qui avait repris exactement sa position de marche, le buste en avant : un homme sans bras, un dos incliné de tireur de bateaux sur des jambes raidies. Lorsqu’il s’était retourné, une seconde, Claude avait revu son visage, si vite qu’il n’en avait saisi que la bouche ouverte, mais il devinait la fixité du regard à la raideur du corps, aux épaules qui s’éloignaient pas à pas avec une force de machine. Le rond des jumelles supprimait tout, sauf cet homme. “

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André Malraux (3 november 1901 – 23 november 1976)

 

De Nederlandse dichter en schrijver Jan Boerstoel werd geboren in Den Haag op 3 november 1944. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Hier in dit land

Hier in dit land van water en van wind
en wolken die tot aan de hemel reiken,
een pannenkoek van klei en zand en grind,
vol kleine mensen achter hoge dijken,
hier wordt als regel zuinig voortgeplant
en heet de favoriete hobby maaien,
de favoriete stand de middenstand,
wil heel wat onweer tóch nog overwaaien
en halen heel wat levens nooit de krant,
hier in dit land,
ons land.

Hier in dit land van water en van wind
en almaar nieuwe soorten autochtonen,
gezagsgetrouw en koninginsgezind
en ook weer blij om hier te mogen wonen,
mannen in alle kleuren zonverbrand
op ongebruikelijke zomerdagen
en vrouwen, die in religieus verband
soms rare hoedjes of een boerka dragen,
die zijn dan vaak wat zwaarder op de hand,
hier in dit land,
ons land.

Bevlogenheid is niet ons sterkste punt
en ook zijn hier geen bergen te bestijgen,
waar één ding wordt ons altijd weer gegund:
jenever om de hoogte van te krijgen
en daarna vanzelfsprekend pepermunt…

Hier in dit land van water en van wind,
waar wij het doorgaans best getroffen hebben,
maar waar al gauw het jammeren begint,
zodra de overvloed dreigt weg te ebben.
Dus gaat het met de taal hier navenant:
begrippen die het helemaal gaan maken
zijn knettergek en zweep en harde hand,
terwijl weer andere in onbruik raken,
zoals beschaafd, humaan en tolerant…
Hier in dit land,
ons land.

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Jan Boerstoel (Den Haag, 3 november 1944)

 

De Duitse schrijver en essayist Dieter Wellershoff werd geboren op 3 november 1925 in Neuss. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2007 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2006 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

 Uit: Der Liebeswunsch

 “Manchmal denke ich, daß ich nicht sie erklären muß, sondern mich, mein Interesse an ihr, das so spät, fast sechs Jahre nach ihrem Tod, wieder in mir erwacht ist. Doch vielleicht muß ich erst vom Vergessen sprechen, das gewaltsam als Abwendung und Trennung begann und dann allmählich in Beruhigung überging. Ich habe immer weniger, immer flüchtiger an sie gedacht und irgendwann dann nicht mehr. Wann das war, weiß ich nicht. Man vergißt auch noch das Vergessen, wenn man etwas vergißt. Es ist wie eine doppelte Wand oder wie etwas, das es in Wirklichkeit nicht gibt – eine doppelte Dunkelheit. Inzwischen weiß ich: Man kann nicht sicher sein. Sie war verschwunden in diesem doppelten Dunkel, bis ich sie plötzlich wiedersah. Sie erschien mir in jener bannenden Ausdrücklichkeit, mit der eine Schauspielerin im Lichtkegel eines Scheinwerfers, unbeirrt von den auf sie gerichteten Augen im verdunkelten Zuschauerraum, über die Bühne schreitet.

Wenige Schritte vor mir, bei einer Verkehrsampel, die gerade auf Rot schaltete, kreuzte sie inmitten anderer Fußgänger meinen Weg und verschwand in der Seitenstraße. Ruhig, ohne den Kopf zu wenden, ging sie an mir vorbei, in dem unangetasteten Reiz ihrer längst vergangenen Erscheinung Jahre vor ihrem Tod. Sie erschien mir in dem seltsamen Zwielicht einer nahen Ferne: unwirklich und selbstverständlich und, wie jene Schauspielerin, nicht anrufbar.

Es war eine andere, eine fremde Frau, in der ich sie wiedererkannte. Doch das wußte nur mein Verstand, der den Schrecken, der mich durchfuhr, mit kurzer Verzögerung beiseite schob. Sie war es nicht. Sie konnte es nicht sein. Es konnte nicht noch einmal beginnen. Erleichterung oder Enttäuschung – ich wußte nicht, was ich empfand.

Während die Frau im rechten Winkel zu meinem Weg sich entfernte – eine ganz andere Person, die nichts von den Phantasien ahnte, die ich ihr aufgebürdet hatte –, riß auch meine Verbindung zu der Umgebung, deren Mittelpunkt sie gewesen war. Ich fühlte mich wie im Inneren einer durchsichtigen Blase, an deren Außenhaut der Verkehr, die Menschen und die Schaufenster der Geschäfte schillerten – eine zerflossene farbige Illusion.“


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Dieter Wellershoff (Neuss, 3 november 1925)

 

De Duitse schrijver, filmmaker en cabaretier Hanns Heinz Ewers werd geboren op 3 november 1871 in Düsseldorf. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

La Guaira

Und diese wahnsinnstarke Sonne glüht.
Zwei schreiten wortlos zwischen Häusermassen
und trinken heissen Tod aus leeren Gassen,
wo keines Lebens leiser Atem blüht.

Da wacht der Tod, dass man ihm keines raube.
– Glutkrämpfe schütteln einen Hungerhund,
die Rippen fliegen, Schaum entquillt dem Mund –
den trinkt die Sonne gierig aus dem Staube.

Zwei schreiten wortlos auf verkohltem Grase.
Die Würmer pochen tief im Ahornbaum
und schläfrig hockt der Geier auf dem Aase.

– Das alles, weiss ich, ist ein schwerer Traum,
den andere von uns träumen. Eine Phrase,
so leer wie Hundes Geiferschaum.

 

Drei Grafen Spee

Weit vom Osten her durch die unendliche See
Tragen drei gute Schiffe drei Grafen Spee.
Der Vater auf der “Scharnhorst”, er ist Admiral.
(Herz wie aus Erz. Augen wie blanker Stahl.)
Auf der “Gneisenau” ein Sohn. Leutnant. Des Alten Blut.
Weißt schon — was Pflicht ist. Weißt noch — was Übermut!
Und auf der “Nürnberg” der dritte, der jüngste Spee;
Jubel, lachender Leichtsinn, Fähnrich zur See.
Der sang lachend ein Liedchen und taufte die Flotte,
Dem Ahnherrn zu Ehren, dem Briten zum Spotte,
Trank den letzten Wein, zerbrach den blanken Kristall –
Nannte sie “Deutsche Trutznachtigall”!
Von Japan her, weit über die große See
Kam mit deutschen Schiffen Admiral Graf Spee.
Schwamm zum Süden hinab längs der Salpeterwüste,
Fand den Engländer unten an Chiles Küste.
Faßte in fest. Hob die Sense und schnitt die Garben,
Pflückte den ersten Sieg zur See für die schwarzweiß-roten Farben.
Bei den Falklandinseln in wildem Wogenschwall
Sang ihr letztes Lied die “Deutche Trutznachtigall”.
Sang es gut und voll aus manchen Kanonen,
Mußte doch herab zum Grunde, wo die Kraken wohnen.
Wenn John Bull angreift, weiß er, sieben zu eins, seine Odds zu nützen,
Mehr in der Zahl, größer in Schiffen, viel stärker in den Geschützen.
Und es sank die “Nürnberg”. Sank die “Scharnhorst”. Sank “ Gneisenau” –
—Da weint zu Kiel heiße Tränen manche deutsche Seemannsfrau.
Bei den Falklandinseln, tief im Grunde der See
Liegen drei deutsche Schiffe. Liegen drei Grafen Spee.

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Hanns Heinz Ewers (3 november 1871 – 12 juni 1943)
Ewers als lid van het Berlijnse Corps Normannia

 

De Australische dichteres en schrijfster Oodgeroo Noonuccal (eig. Kathleen Jean Mary Ruska) werd geboren op 3 november 1920 in Minjerribah (Stradbroke Island) in Moreton Bay. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Ballad Of The Totems

My father was Noonuccal man and kept old tribal way,
His totem was the Carpet Snake, whom none must ever slay;
But mother was of Peewee clan, and loudly she expressed
The daring view that carpet snakes were nothing but a pest.

Now one lived inside with us in full immunity,
For no one dared to interfere with father’s stern decree:
A mighty fellow ten feet long, and as we lay in bed
We kids could watch him round a beam not far above our head.

Only the dog was scared of him, we’d hear its whines and growls,
But mother fiercely hated him because he took her fowls.
You should have heard her diatribes that flowed in angry torrents,
With words you’d never see in print, except in D.H. Lawrence.

“I kill that robber,” she would scream, fierce as a spotted cat;
“You see that bulge inside of him? My speckly hen make that!”
But father’s loud and strict command made even mother quake;
I think he’d sooner kill a man than kill a carpet snake.

That reptile was a greedy guts, and as each bulge digested
He’d come down on the hunt at night, as appetite suggested.
We heard his stealthy slithering sound across the earthen floor,
While the dog gave a startled yelp and bolted out the door.

Then over in the chicken-yard hysterical fowls gave tongue,
Loud frantic squawks accompanied by the barking of the mung,
Until at last the racket passed, and then to solve the riddle,
Next morning he was back up there with a new bulge in his middle.

When father died we wailed and cried, our grief was deep and sore,
And strange to say from that sad day the snake was seen no more.
The wise old men explained to us: “It was his tribal brother,
And that is why it done a guy” – but some looked hard at mother.

She seemed to have a secret smile, her eyes were smug and wary,
She looked about as innocent as the cat that ate the pet canary.
We never knew, but anyhow (to end this tragic rhyme)
I think we all had snake for tea one day about that time.

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 Oodgeroo Noonuccal (3 November 1920—16 September 1993)

 

De Amerikaanse dichter, journalist en jurist William Cullen Bryant werd geboren op 3 november 1794 in Cummington, Massachusetts. Zie ook mijn blog van 3 november 2008 en ook mijn blog van 3 november 2009.

Autumn Woods

Ere, in the northern gale,
The summer tresses of the trees are gone,
The woods of Autumn, all around our vale,
Have put their glory on.

The mountains that infold,
In their wide sweep, the coloured landscape round,
Seem groups of giant kings, in purple and gold,
That guard the enchanted ground.

I roam the woods that crown
The upland, where the mingled splendours glow,
Where the gay company of trees look down
On the green fields below.

My steps are not alone
In these bright walks; the sweet south-west, at play,
Flies, rustling, where the painted leaves are strown
Along the winding way.

And far in heaven, the while,
The sun, that sends that gale to wander here,
Pours out on the fair earth his quiet smile,–
The sweetest of the year.

Where now the solemn shade,
Verdure and gloom where many branches meet;
So grateful, when the noon of summer made
The valleys sick with heat?

Let in through all the trees
Come the strange rays; the forest depths are bright?
Their sunny-coloured foliage, in the breeze,
Twinkles, like beams of light.

The rivulet, late unseen,
Where bickering through the shrubs its waters run,
Shines with the image of its golden screen,
And glimmerings of the sun.

But ‘neath yon crimson tree,
Lover to listening maid might breathe his flame,
Nor mark, within its roseate canopy,
Her blush of maiden shame.

Oh, Autumn! why so soon
Depart the hues that make thy forests glad;
Thy gentle wind and thy fair sunny noon,
And leave thee wild and sad!

Ah! ’twere a lot too blessed
For ever in thy coloured shades to stray;
Amid the kisses of the soft south-west
To rove and dream for aye;

And leave the vain low strife
That makes men mad–the tug for wealth and power,
The passions and the cares that wither life,
And waste its little hour.

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William Cullen Bryant (3 november 1794 – 12 juni 1878)